Question: What do you do with a non-golfing female house guest? –
By Wayne Halm –
Here on Kauai we have a lot of options – but here is how I answered the question.
Answer 1: You take her out on the golf course anyway – and take pictures of her. Golf courses are beautiful places and she will warm to the idea of being a photo model. (Click on the pictures for a larger view – then use the browser ‘back’ button.)
First pose – a little stiff
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Second pose – warming up to it
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Third pose – Getting into the modeling thing
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Answer 2: Then you take her on a helicopter ride – with the doors removed. Have you ever heard the term ‘adrenaline rush’. Well, this produces one.
The smaller the helicopter the bigger the rush
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Without the doors it is a little windy.
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But the views are incredible
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Incredible, beautiful, and okay maybe a little scarey – the rush thing
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The 18th hole at Kauai Lagoons taken from the helicopter – Hey, Linda may not be a golfer, but I am.
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Now it is true, adrenaline rushes are addictive – guests want more.
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Answer 3: To resupply the adrenaline you take her zip lining. Zip lining requires no training or special strength – only a dorky helmet – and – the courage to jump off the first platform. After the first line adrenaline provides the courage for the rest.
Linda before riding the first line
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Linda after the first line – sassy? confidence? or just adrenaline?
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Below is a video of Linda a little later (to play the video file click anywhere in the picture)
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Answer 4: When the adrenaline wears off she will be tired. It’s wise to put her in a hammock and let her nap.
Sometimes a girls just gotta rest.
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This is how I handled a female non-golfer house guest. She seemed to like it – really like it.
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Male non-golfer house guests? They are easy, just buy them a beer and park them at the Marriott pool.
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Come play golf with me
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Very awesome!!! Great post Wayne and thanks for entertaining my Mom!
Aloha Jamie,
Thank you. We had a wonderful time – but I guess that shows.
A Hui Hou,
Wayne
Aloha Wayne,
You sure know how to treat a lady! Well done, and great pics. The 18th Kauai Lagoons looks like some golf hole! Maybe I’ll get the chance to play it some day.
Cheers
Josh
Aloha Josh,
Thank you. And yes, you and Beth come play golf with me.
A Hui Hou,
Wayne
What a great adventure – loved it!
Aloha,
Thanks but — Don’t just love it — Come LIVE IT!!!
A Hui Hou,
Wayne
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