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Boudreaux Joke: Vacation Plans –

By Wayne Halm –

Between the weather, doctor visits, honey-dos and weddings I haven’t played golf this week. So I decided to offer you something from my South Louisiana Heritage instead, a Boudreaux Joke.

For those not familiar with Boudreaux Jokes:  Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are two buddies from the bayou country of south Louisiana – they are not the sharpest knives in the drawer.  Charmaine is Boudreaux’s wife, she is really pretty.  They all speak Cajun which is considered a strong dialect of English by some – but I have softened the dialogue so all can understand it.

Deep in the south of Louisiana mosquitoes and Boudreaux Jokes are ubiquitous; people are constantly slapping one and hearing the other. The mosquitoes we could do without, but the Boudreaux Jokes are a joy. Below is one of them.

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Vacation Plans

One summer afternoon Boudreaux was fishing off the front of his flatboat and Thibodeaux was fishing off the back. The fish weren’t biting so the boys were taking a beer break.

“I tink its ‘bout time I take anutta vacation,” Boudreaux said.

“I know jus da place ya needa go,” Thibodeaux announced.

“No Thibodeaux, I ain’t gonna ax for nuna yo add vice.”

“Why not?”

“Well tree years ago you told me ta goda Paris, and Charmaine got pregnant.”

“But you passed a good time, rite?”

“Yeah. Din da nex year you say Hawaii is where I wanna go, and Charmaine got pregnant.”

“But you passed a good time , rite?”

“Yeah. Din las year you told me to goda Rome, and Charmaine got pregnant again.”

“But you passed a good time, rite? So what’s da trouble wit my add vice? What you gonna do Boudreaux?”

“Well, dis year I gonna go someplace cheaper. Dat way I can take her wit me.”

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Did you find that funny?  I have a whole books of them on Amazon.  Click on the picture below and look at the book.  (You can cheat just a little by using the “Look Inside” feature.)

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Read the book then – Come play golf with me.

3 thoughts on “Boudreaux Joke: Vacation Plans

    • Aloha Josh,

      Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Don’t worry, as soon as this tropical storm passes I will be back out on one of the courses.

      A Hui Hou,
      Wayne

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