Golf Fashion Advice Needed –
By Wayne Halm –
To some extent most men are dressed by women. Below are the two that dress me these days.

Sally and Priscella
They give me some clothes – I put them on – and go about my business – it’s that simple.
I like simple.
However, my simple life is in danger. They don’t always agree about what looks good on me – and recently they started asking what I liked. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even I know to be careful with that answer.
They are women, so there is no right answer – BUT THERE ARE WRONG ANSWERS. I need a buffer. I really don’t want to make either or both mad.
I beg you – Please – Help me. Look at the ten pictures below and decide which shirt you like best. Then leave your choice in the comments section at the very bottom of the post. (Just enter your first name and the number of the shirt you like best in the comments box – you don’t need to fill out the name, email, and website fields.) I do apologize for the uninspired photos, I couldn’t ask Sally or Priscella to help – so they are ‘selfies’.
(Click on the pictures for a larger view – then use the browser ‘back’ button.)
I will post the results in a week or so. I need enough comments to be credible. If I am pressed I want to answer, “I like them all, but a poll shows …..”.
Thank you for helping keep my life simple.
Come play golf with me
Donna 2
Aloha Donna — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Madeline #7
Aloha Madeline — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Lol stay away from the green stripe. The rest are variations of the salmon/pink.
Aloha — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Reblogged this on Eat. Sleep. Golf. Repeat and commented:
A smart man once said to me, “women are rarely wrong and when they are wrong it’s best to keep your mouth shut.” Ok i am paraphrasing but those husbands and boyfriends like myself who like to keep skin and sanity abide by that simple rule. Agree or disagree?
Aloha — Thanks for the reblog — And I definitely agree – You are wise — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Pat—-#2 and #4
Aloha Pat — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Lori #3
Aloha Lori — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Wayne, I like them all except for #1 and #5. #3 and #9 are on the bottom of the like list but they are OK. My favorite however is probably #2, but you look good playing golf in anything. Good luck!! Ken.
Aloha Ken — Thank you – How are things going for you? – Where are you? — A Hui Hou, Wayne
1st choice: 5
2nd choice: 6
Aloha Glo Bie — Thank you – I see you are a Nike girl — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Deb # 4…..looks to be a shirt that would be cooler in the sun.
Aloha Deb — Thank you – and yes, it is — A Hui Hou, Wayne
#2 Says class and wealth
#3 Says on vacation in Tropics
The rest say bought on sale! Hugs my friend!
Aloha Candy — Thank you – for the advice and for the hugs, I appreciate both — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Shirts #2 and 4 work for me— you look distinguished in navy and handsome in light blue as well. The pink stripe can go as well as the other pink shirts. Not for you Wayne! Stick to solids and blue is your color! Spoken like a true fashionista lol!
Aloha Ann — Thank you – And just look at the the pictures of you, you ARE a fashionista girl — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Sue, # 4
Aloha Sue — Thank you – I appreciate you making my life easier — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Crazy Cajun – I like #3 and #7 and of course #4 goes well with your eyes.
Aloha Crazy Cajun — Thank you – I am surprised you remember the color of my eyes — A Hui Hou, Wayne
2
Aloha — Thank you — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Stay away from the pink – no pink! #7 gets my vote!
Aloha Rowena — Thank you – I guess there are a lot of ‘pink-ish’ colors in there — A Hui Hou, Wayne
#7
Aloha Ray — Thank you – You are helping to keep my life simple — A Hui Hou, Wayne
We both picked #6
Aloha Peggy and Kevin — Thank you – I’m glad there is agreement within the family — A Hui Hou,Wayne
# 2 & # 10 do nothing for you
# 1 all I can say is Wow-I need my sunglasses!!
Aloha Karla — Thank you – I needed to hear this stuff – You know me and fashion only meet by accident — A Hui Hou, Wayne
#7 then 2 then 1……….7 is the Shirt for sure………A Hui Hou Phylis👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😉😉😉
Aloha Phylis — Thank you – I appreciate your help in keeping my life simple — A Hui Hou, Wayne
I like 3, 4, & 9 the best. I like loud colors. Why not they make me happy. Jill.
Aloha Jill — Thank you – I am frequently the loudest dressed person in the group – And I smile more – Maybe we are on to something — A Hui Hou, Wayne
I like either #7 or 8. I like the colours on you that is not too bright, but kinda casual.
Aloha Mary — Thank you – I wear those two shirts off the golf course too — A Hui Hou, Wayne
I like the cut of number 5, but think number fours color looks nicer. Im going with 4… btw pink does suit you… maybe in a tie??
Aloha Wendy — Thank you – At one time men wore ties to play golf, maybe that’s and idea to reintroduce — A Hui Hou, Wayne
#2
Aloha Steve — Thank you – Judging by Sally’s phone calls I believe you all had a fun time last night – A Hui Hou, Wayne
Wayne
I’m a fan of stripes so I like 1 and 7, but you can also pull off the pink in 9 which not everyone can do, so use that to your advantage!
Cheers
Josh
Aloha Josh — Thank you – And you know if it distracts other golfers, I am going to use it – They are not thinking about their game as long as they are laughing at me — A Hui Hoju, Wayne
I like the bright colors — especially if you want to distract, so #1. But I also like #4 on you.
Aloha — Thank you – Yes, bright colors do have their uses — A Hui Hou, Wayne
That’s a no brainier. #2!
Aloha Maureen — Thank you – Sally likes that one too – I think she doesn’t want me to be brighter than her — A Hui Hou, Wayne
That’s a no brainier. #2!
Aloha — Thank you – That one does get a lot of wear — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Liking you in #5 & #8. More important part is how you score in each shirt! In the golf universe there is a law; What I wear is directly proportional to what I shoot for 18 holes. Just like Tiger has a lucky color on Sundays (when he actually finishes a tournament…(more on that later) the shirt you wore shooting 75 is preferable to the shirt you wore when you shot 99!
Aloha Michael — Thank you – You make an excellent point – As I often play with people I haven’t met before, I write the color of their shirts next to their names on my scorecard – Now I will start writing the color of my shirt down too, just in case I ever get to a 75 — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Hey Wayne, you make a wonderful male fashion model! A lot of the shirts are cute but numbers 2, 3, and 8 are the nicest. And of those three, I vote for number 2 as the true winner. It’s a cutting edge color in a solid pattern & fits the Hawaii lifestyle & weather! Truly fashion forward. Happy golfing!
Aloha — Thank you – Your help and kind words are appreciated – “Fashion Forward”, I like that — A Hui Hou, Wayne
#7
Aloha Matt — Thank you – Are you in New Orleans now? — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Hey Wayne,
I’d go with 4 & 9!
Joe
Aloha Joe — Thank you – I appreciate your help with this — A Hui Hou, Wayne
Aloha Wayne
#2 & #6 are my favorites
You look great in the blues.
Skip all the pinks and stripes.
Aloha Barbara — Thank you – Your choices and comments are tracking the results very well – A Hui Hou, Wayne
#2
Aloha Tara — Thank you – #2 is proving to be the leader — A Hui Hou, Wayne
These are some great choices you’ve got here! I especially love the color selections. So appropriate! Well done!
Aloha Stacey — Thank you – I do like my shirts — A Hui Hou, Wayne