Golf Story: Wine Glass Technology –
By Wayne Halm –
I sometimes sip wine and other adult beverages while talking about golf – so I’m classifying this as a Golf Story.
A while back my wife, Sally, brought home these metal cups and proudly announced, “Now we have the latest in Wine Glass Technology.”
I was flabbergasted. No words came to mind – not once had I ever thought about ‘Wine Glass Technology’. Briefly “ridiculous” came to mind, but it was closely followed by the idea of Golf Club Technology and I wisely kept my mouth closed.
Sally knows lots of things that I don’t – so I trusted her judgment on this. After all she did throw out my plastic cups and buy me a set of the “Perfect Scotch Glasses.”
Reflecting on the idea of Wine Glass Technology, I became surprised. I thought we were respectively represented. Perhaps even contenders – but NO, we were in danger of being out-classed.
I had no idea the field of Wine Glass Technology was so competitive – and I don’t want to know the consequences of falling behind. Fortunately with Sally around I have no worries there – I can concentrate on my putting stroke.
So all of you golfers still living in the “Wine Glass Dark Ages”, my advice is: get caught up – then ….
Come play golf with me.